who you gonna call
chat up line: if you were a slug heading for the salt pot, i’d save you
my town drug dealer shared this on facebook im cryigng
why in the world are you friends with your town drug dealer?…
beucuase i buy drugs from him
LOL. And you put his name on there, you tryna get him caught ?
Hello yes police there is a drug dealer i saw on the internet.his name is joe.
tbh I dislike the word “bae” just as much as some people dislike the word “swag” or “yolo”
the sims is a game i can play for like 3 days and then i don’t want to touch it for several months
Violet’s Character Development
the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.
my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it
woah calm down im just trying to date your dad