pros to buying a pizza: pizza
cons to buying a pizza: buying
tips on how to properly enter my room:
- do not
never underestimate the power of a low quality webcam to make you look good in a selfie
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.
pros of dating me
- you can hold my hand whenever you want
- you can cuddle with me whenever you want
- you can kiss me whenever you want
cons of dating me
- i get jealous easily
- i’m sad a lot
- i will never feel good enough for you no matter how many times you tell me i am
THIS ALL THIS. JESUS THE LAST ONE IS REALLY TRUE.
this is amazing.
This is tripping me out..
The longer you stare the weirder it gets lol
hearing your voice through a recording
*pulls out phone* “hey check out this meme”
"woah, don’t you know liking memes isn’t cool???"
"aha it’s a metaphor. i like the meme but i never press the reblog button. put it in your likes but never give it the power to ruin your blog"
Summer is just around the corner! Which means you’re probably fervently preparing for ~bikini season~, trying to get back into that beach bod! Well here are some dieting tips from Denny’s Diner to help you feel a little more comfortable this year:
- Bikini season? Shmikini shmeason.