whenever i listen to a song from earlier than like 1995 on youtube and all of the comments are “im 12 and im listening to this lol fuck todays music(:”
it makes it sad but beautiful that there are all names of his companions
Susan, Barbara, Ian, Ben, Polly, Vicky, Jamie, Zoe, Liz, Jo, Sarah Jane, Leela, K9, Romana, Adric, Tegan, Nyssa, Peri, Mel, Ace, Grace, Rose, Jack, Mickey, Martha, Donna, Wilf, Amy, Rory, and Clara
i’m not crying i just have some doctor who in my eye
i used to be so picky about what i post and reblog but it’s just slowly deteriorated into a state of “why not”
a) how will you cut your nails
b) how will you remove it
c) Why would you do this
d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop
i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”
nine: don’t wander off
ten: don’t wander off
eleven: don’t wander off
thinking skills more like thinking kills
Jfc is Canadia even real
I live in Canada and I’m not even sure.
60 notes in and no one has noticed that I spelled Canada wrong…nailed it
It’s ok the leader of our country also thinks its Canadia.
It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind
Me on my way to bring your grandma some cookies.
i got really happy about this and then i was like “this dog is probably dead” and now i am crying
There’s hope, apparently.
i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance
"People your age shouldn’t be playing video games"
"People your age shouldn’t be buying toys"
"People your age shouldn’t be…"