woopdiedoo

geothebio:

pros to buying a pizza: pizza

cons to buying a pizza: buying

trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

chipotlazy:

never underestimate the power of a low quality webcam to make you look good in a selfie

ptssshhh-aaahhhh:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

Nopeington ointment

unbrokenable:

The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.

serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

wittlemoonpuppy:

the-many-faults-in-our-stars:

pros of dating me

  • you can hold my hand whenever you want
  • you can cuddle with me whenever you want
  • you can kiss me whenever you want

cons of dating me

  • i get jealous easily
  • i’m sad a lot
  • i will never feel good enough for you no matter how many times you tell me i am

THIS ALL THIS. JESUS THE LAST ONE IS REALLY TRUE.

shingeki-no-helpme:

cherebeare:

holy-dildo:

death noot

jfc

this was beyond necessary tbh

shingeki-no-helpme:

cherebeare:

holy-dildo:

death noot

jfc

this was beyond necessary tbh

craighead:

christinegro:

garnnetea:

this is amazing. 
#potterhead forever.

This is tripping me out..

The longer you stare the weirder it gets lol

craighead:

christinegro:

garnnetea:

this is amazing. 

#potterhead forever.

This is tripping me out..

The longer you stare the weirder it gets lol

oreoofficial:

hearing your voice through a recording

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kingcheddarxvii:

*pulls out phone* “hey check out this meme”

"woah, don’t you know liking memes isn’t cool???"

"aha it’s a metaphor. i like the meme but i never press the reblog button. put it in your likes but never give it the power to ruin your blog"

dennys:

Summer is just around the corner! Which means you’re probably fervently preparing for ~bikini season~, trying to get back into that beach bod! Well here are some dieting tips from Denny’s Diner to help you feel a little more comfortable this year:

  • Bikini season? Shmikini shmeason.